Groucho Marx

“Please forgive me for not writing sooner. I’ve been so busy not writing to other people that I couldn’t get around to not writing you in time.”

Woodrow Wilson

“If you want to make enemies, try to change something.”

Louis D. Brandeis

“Fear of serious injury alone cannot justify oppression of free speech and assembly.  Men feared witches and burnt women.  It is the function of speech to free men from the bondage of irrational fears.”

Albert Einstein

“I have no particular talent. I am merely inquisitive.”

I have no particular talent. I am merely inquisitive.

H. Jackson Brown

“Don’t say you don’t have enough time. You have exactly the same number of hours per day that were given to Helen Keller, Pasteur, Michelangelo, Mother Teresa, Leonardo da Vinci, Thomas Jefferson, and Albert Einstein.”

James Bovard

“Democracy must be something more than two wolves and a sheep voting on what to have for dinner.”

Abraham Lincoln

“Character is like a tree and reputation like its shadow. The shadow is what we think of it; the tree is the real thing.”

Steve Jobs

“Being the richest man in the cemetery doesn’t matter to me … Going to bed at night saying we’ve done something wonderful… that’s what matters to me.”