Archives: Light Bytes

“Cleaning up with children around is like shoveling during a blizzard.”

“My doctor told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already.”

“Close friends are truly life’s treasures. Sometimes they know us better than we know ourselves. With gentle honesty they are there to guide and support us, to share our laughter and our tears. Their presence reminds us that we are never really alone.”

“By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day.”

“Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it.”

“All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.”

“Democracy does not guarantee equality of conditions – it only guarantees equality of opportunity.”

“Darkness cannot drive out darkness: only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate: only love can do that.” 

“But the fact that some geniuses were laughed at does not imply that all who are laughed at are geniuses. They laughed at Columbus, they laughed at Fulton, they laughed at the Wright Brothers. But they also laughed at Bozo the Clown.”

“If you don’t like something, change it. If you can’t change it, change your attitude.”