Will Rogers

“Income taxes have made more liars out of the American people than golf.”

[Happy U.S. Income Tax Filing Day – April 15]

Sigmund Freud

“The first human who hurled an insult instead of a stone was the founder of civilization.”

Francis Vincent Frank Zappa Jr.

“Some scientists claim that hydrogen, because it is so plentiful, is the basic building block of the universe. I dispute that. I say that there is more stupidity than hydrogen and that is the basic building block of the universe.”

George Washington Carver (1864-1943)

“How far you go in life depends on your being tender with the young, compassionate with the aged, sympathetic with the striving, and tolerant of the weak and strong. Because someday in your life you will have been all of these.”

Oliver Wendell Holmes

“The mind, once expanded to the dimensions of larger ideas, never returns to its original size.”

Benjamin Franklin (1706 – 1790)

All human situations have their inconveniences. We feel those of the present but neither see nor feel those of the future; and hence we often make troublesome changes without amendment, and frequently for the worse.

Mahatma Gandhi

“To give pleasure to a single heart by a single act is better than a thousand heads bowing in prayer.”