Groucho Marx

“From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.”

Oliver Wendell Holmes

“A mind that is stretched by a new experience can never go back to its old dimensions.”

Ralph Waldo Emerson

“To laugh often and much, to win the respect of intelligent people and the affection of children, to earn the appreciation of honest critics and endure the betrayal of false friends, to appreciate beauty, to find the best in others, to leave the world a bit better, whether by a healthy child, a garden patch . . . to know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is to have succeeded!”

Thomas Jefferson

“It is to me a new and consolatory proof that wherever the people are well informed they can be trusted with their own government; that whenever things get so far wrong as to attract their notice, they may be relied on to set them to rights.”

John Lennon

“When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life.  When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up.  I wrote down ‘happy.’   They told me I didn’t understand the assignment, and I told them they didn’t understand life.“

George Washington

“To be prepared for war is one of the most effective means of preserving peace.”

Will Rogers

“Why not go out on a limb?

That’s where the fruit is.“

Michael Jordan

“I’ve missed more than 9000 shots in my career.  I’ve lost almost 300 games.   26 times, I’ve been trusted to take the game-winning shot and missed.  I’ve failed over and over and over again in my life.

And that is why I succeed.”

Isaac Asimov

“The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not ‘Eureka!’ (I’ve found it!) but ‘That’s funny…'”