Archives: Light Bytes

“Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday.”

“The universe never did make sense; I suspect it was built on government contract.”

“Most of what we call management consists of making it difficult for people to get their work done.”

“Ethics is knowing the difference between what you have a right to do and what is right to do.”

“We all agree that your theory is crazy, but is it crazy enough?”

“The capacity to learn is a gift; The ability to learn is a skill; The willingness to learn is a choice.”

“Dear IRS, Please remove me from your mailing list.”

“I worship the quicksand he walks in.”

“Ethics is knowing the difference between what you have a right to do and what is right to do.”

“The illiterate of the 21st century will not be those who cannot read and write, but those who cannot learn, unlearn, and relearn.”