Archives: Light Bytes

“The universe never did make sense; I suspect it was built on government contract.”

“A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours.”

“A day without laughter is a day wasted.”

“A consensus means that everyone agrees to say collectively what no one believes individually.”

“I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don’t have as many people who believe it.”

“You see much more of your children once they leave home.”

“I have not failed. I’ve just found 10,000 ways that won’t work.”

“I have no particular talent. I am merely inquisitive.”

“I have never killed anyone, but I have read some obituary notices with great satisfaction.”

“People are more impressed by the power of our example rather than the example of our power.”