Robert Frost

“By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day.”

Mark Twain

“Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it.”

Casey Stengel

“All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.”

Irving Kristol

“Democracy does not guarantee equality of conditions – it only guarantees equality of opportunity.”

Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.

“Darkness cannot drive out darkness: only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate: only love can do that.” 

Carl Sagan

“But the fact that some geniuses were laughed at does not imply that all who are laughed at are geniuses. They laughed at Columbus, they laughed at Fulton, they laughed at the Wright Brothers. But they also laughed at Bozo the Clown.”

Maya Angelou

“If you don’t like something, change it. If you can’t change it, change your attitude.”

Yogi Berra

“If you come to a fork in the road, take it.”

Muhammad Ali

“Often it isn’t the mountains ahead that wear you out, it’s the little pebble in your shoe.”

Lao Tzu

“Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage.”