Groucho Marx

“I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn’t it.”

Jack Benny

“I don’t deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don’t deserve that either.”

Neil Armstrong

“I believe every human has a finite number of heartbeats. I don’t intend to waste any of mine.” Neil Armstrong

Will Rogers

“I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat.”

Arthur Conan Doyle

“I consider that a man’s brain originally is like a little empty attic, and you have to stock it with such furniture as you choose.”

Sophia Loren

“If you haven’t cried, your eyes can’t be beautiful.”

Groucho Marx

“If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.”

Warren Buffett

“Someone is sitting in the shade today because someone planted a tree a long time ago.”

Dalai Lama

“If you don’t love yourself, you cannot love others.”