Arthur C. Clarke

“I don’t believe in astrology; I’m a Sagittarius and we’re skeptical.”

George Burns

“Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.”

Nelson Mandela

“If you talk to a man in a language he understands, that goes to his head.  If you talk to him in his language, that goes to his heart.”

Alan Dundes

“Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.”

W. C. Fields

“If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There’s no point in being a damn fool about it.”

Johnny Carson

“If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.”

Vincent Van Gogh

“I don’t know anything with certainty, but seeing the stars makes me dream.”

J. Paul Getty

“I’d rather have 1% of the effort of 100 men than 100% of my own effort.”