Archives: Light Bytes

“The worst form of inequality is to try to make unequal things equal.”

“There is nothing which can better deserve your patronage, than the promotion of science and literature. Knowledge is in every country the surest basis of public happiness.”

“Why not go out on a limb? That’s where the fruit is.”

“Education is the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your temper or your self-confidence.”

“I arise in the morning torn between a desire to improve the world and a desire to enjoy the world. This makes it hard to plan the day.”

“It’s kind of fun to do the impossible.”

“The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.”

“Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday.”

“The universe never did make sense; I suspect it was built on government contract.”

“Most of what we call management consists of making it difficult for people to get their work done.”